Page not found

Well, it’s not that the page wasn’t found. Clearly, you’re looking at a page. More accurately, the content you were looking for no longer exists at the location you navigated your browser to. Most likely, through no fault of your own.

See, the internet is like a gigantic electronic elephant. It never forgets where things (like page locations) were, even if they have since moved. And elephants are known to move a little slowly, even those of the gigantic electronic variety, despite all the transistors and capacitors and whatnot. In fact, there’s a very good chance that the content you’re looking for still exists, but has been moved to a different location in this site.

There remains but one dilemma for you, the prospective content-reader. You’ll need to find said content yourself. When the machine breaks down, it seldom does so pleasantly, and while clever mind-reading technology does in fact exist, it’s a little too expensive to have running 24/7 on this website (we spent nearly the entire budget on shades of orange and rounded corners, you see). Fortunately, there exist a myriad of navigation and search options, so have at it.

If you do manage to find a legitimately broken link in the site, please let me know via the Contact page, and if the whole “gigantic electronic elephant” metaphor has upset you, feel free to calm down with a good five-minute stare at this animation (a bigger one is available here, just choose version 4).